If I don’t get pants, nobody gets pants.
- Art by Theamat
OH. MY. GODS. Batman in her 1995 outfit!
The internet has been won, everyone go home.
LMFAO HOW DID I MISS THIS AHAHAHHAAHAH
I’d make a really pathetic villain because Aquaman just killed me.
Sorry about the LONG SILENCE, but hopefully this goes a little way toward making it up to you.

This is actually the only picture of a dude posing (actually, more like just standing around in the sort of costume usually reserved for women superheroes) at this link. The article is another take-down of DC’s new 52, specifically the atrocious Catwoman and Starfire reboots.
As usual, comments are depressing.
I CAN’T STOP HELP HELP SEXY BATMAN EVERYWHERE.
Artist’s Deviantart page is here.

Just in case you needed more sexy Batman: Batman in stilettos! LOTS of Batmans in stilettos.
So, at this point, I guess I should just set a google alert for “sexy Batman.”

Found this via Alas! A Blog’s discussion of Men-ups!
There are more at the link if you scroll down. (The top images are of women.) It’s not work safe. I’m gonna guess you know that based on what tends to get posted here though.

So while this is technically kind of a sidestep from the actual point of this Tumblr, I wildly assumed that some of you people might share my general delight in viewing half-naked men.
And, you know, while the images don’t consist of dudes being put into the same bizarrely sexualized poses as women, Andrew Wheeler’s op-ed does touch on issues near and dear to my heart. If comics are going to be full of ridiculous eye-candy, can’t we at least have some ridiculous eye-candy for those of us who aren’t heterosexual men teenage boys?
(Predictably, the comments are full of people being butthurt at the idea that something non attractive to straight dudes might sometimes be welcome in a comic or two.)
Enjoy your weekend!
Sexy Aquaman. ‘Nuff said.
(Also, congrats to the original poster, who got pictured for her Queen Etherea costume.)
Also, now my queue is empty. Hmm…
So like… if I admit that I typed “sexy batman” into Google, will you go read Hark! A Vagrant?
I now wanna take promo pics naked
Pointed out to me by @crows. This? This is exactly what I want. Yes, please.
You really didn’t think that we’d be able to avoid Man-Faye for long, did you?
The click-through link is to the DeviantArt user (angelfacade) who took and posted this picture. Once upon a time there was a Man-Faye website, but it appears to have disappeared. There’s also a defunct MySpace page with a few pictures on it, but it looks like it may have been a page put up by fans.
Several videos on YouTube document his jiggling asscheeks.
After watching some of them, I suddenly realized exactly why Canada almost refused to let me into the country when I admitted we were heading to Vancouver for an anime convention.